Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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