i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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