i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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