i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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