my vag is so smooth its legendary
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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