STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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