and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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