why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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