The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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