So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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