As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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