Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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