i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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