Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
