took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you would pick up someone in the library
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You should frame my arrest warrant.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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