the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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