the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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