Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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