I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So squirting runs in the family.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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