windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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