somebody snuck up and got me drunk
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
My breasts were aching with rage.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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