it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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