we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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