I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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