omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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