I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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