that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Are we still banned from the library?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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