super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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