we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize
