her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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