they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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