He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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