I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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