all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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