I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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