why didn't you poke me back
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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