The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I would fuck him just for his dog
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