? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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