I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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