I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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