Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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