I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
where does the pee come out of this thing
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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