just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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