What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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