You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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