She is in my trunk
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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