We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i can't believe i had my finger in that
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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