i may or may not be watching the land before time
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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