Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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