Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
i need some magic done to my vagina
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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