so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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