I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
ok first of all what the fuck
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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