4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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