You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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