her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
